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never_go_back ([personal profile] never_go_back) wrote in [community profile] mallow_logs2013-04-29 07:33 pm

It's RAINING MEN!

Who: Kodachi Kuno, The Ninja, and YOU(???)
What: Who Wants to be a Fiance! Kodachi Kuno is looking for three potential suitors willing to chase after her and fight each other for her affection; though chances are it will end up with her chasing after them. Set-up post is here.
Where: Uh.. Highcrest Square, Highcrest.
When: April 28th 12-3
Extra: If you're OOCly interested in being stalked by a crazy gymnast but your character (obviously) isn't; feel free to have them wander by just to be in awe at how many people are willing to feed Kodachi's ego (not her player's, honest. orz) or whatever. Also if you're OOCly not interested either, come anyway for the tasty CR, yum yum.


Kodachi doesn't practice the art of subtlety. Despite having started with limited resources, she's managed to create a fairly impressive backdrop for her event that, let's face it, is of pure self-gratification.

A wide, white pole marquee resides in the the Square's center, which is set up to replicate a King's throne room with moderate success. The material isn't very expensive, but the presentation is much greater than perhaps one would expect from the citizens of this area could provide.
 
A lengthy, red carpet extends from the entrance to the stand where Kodachi's chair, covered in silk, resides. The Black Rose herself resides upon it adorn in a black, partially-armored bodysuit.

A full-fledged ninja stands by her side; presumably her bodyguard, as he's been assigned to throw anyone who hopes to spoil her fun out- but something may tell him he's been stationed there mainly to watch her show off.

The way it was supposed to go is that the potentials were to be sent to the left of the room and the rejects to the right exit, but thus far a good fifteen people have been sent right on out due to her being picky; and there are still forty citizens neatly lined up in a zig-zag, most seeming eager to be rated by her and/or get a closer look at her form-fitting attire.

Not even three seconds pass when the next person comes in before she replies, "D Minus; be on your way." with a dismissive wave of her hand. Afterward she sighs, with her chin slumped into her palm. "Somehow I was hoping this would be more interesting.. Is it truly so difficult to find a B or two about in this crowd? Who's next?"
idiotdetective: (Dumbstruck | Annoyed face)

[personal profile] idiotdetective 2013-05-01 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No amount of training regime will domesticate this teen, even the most hardass of authorities couldn't tame him, but she was more than welcomed to try.

If her knees were weak as she claimed, perhaps she shouldn't be hosting an event as frivolous and big as this. It was ridiculous and he couldn't bring himself to understand why she would want what she does. Women really are complicated.

"After all of that and you want to sit on your chair?" There was a hint of sarcasm in his tone. She was rather light and he would have no trouble at all doing what she requested of him. Not that doing measly tasks like placing women in seats were his thing, but while he was at it he may snaked a glance to check her out. If he was going to play knight he was going to make it worth his wild, and during his evaluation he found out that she was pretty attractive, and had healthy assets. He might just violate that, might.

It wasn't long before Yusuke made it to the stage where he could safely place her on her throne of sorts. "Try not to make this a habit." Because he wasn't going to help you a second time.
idiotdetective: (Angry | Damn it all)

[personal profile] idiotdetective 2013-05-02 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Now he was starting to lose his patience a little. Yusuke didn't mind helping but did she really have to be needy? He is going to pry her off as nicely as possible when he leans in to try and deposit her onto her seat.

"What am I? Your butler? If you don't like it get a more comfortable chair." He's not sitting on it for her, Yusuke's not that obligated to help people.
Edited 2013-05-02 02:42 (UTC)
idiotdetective: (Irritated | Just great)

[personal profile] idiotdetective 2013-05-03 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
He knew what she meant, he wasn't horribly oblivious to things of this nature, especially give then fact that he was rather perverted when it came to attractive women. The young teen watched her as she turned away from him. This chick really was weird, and he wasn't sure what to make of her. When she faced him again, but this time with a bouquet of flowers he froze. What the hell was this? Did he look like a flower guy?

"Thanks but no thanks, you can keep the flowers." Even if he did have half the heart to take them, he wouldn't know what to do with them. Kuwabara would never let him live it down if he found out a girl gave him flowers, and he better not give him roomie any fodder to pick on him.

"It's Urameshi Yusuke in case you're wondering." He's going to take his leave right about now. The teen slipped his hands into his pockets and went about his way as if the the situation never happened.
idiotdetective: (Annoyed | Confused)

SORRY EDIT SPAM. Where is my English? Not here!

[personal profile] idiotdetective 2013-05-03 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Had Yusuke been a little more aware and slightly more cautious of her, he might have been able to avoid this. Instead, without suspecting it, the ribbon catches itself around his ankle midstep causing him to fall face first onto the ground. Now she's done it! He whipped around, on the ground so he could face her properly.

"What's the big-" He paused.

Frankly he's not sure if he wants to stay any longer than he already has, but if he doesn't she might resort to more extreme measures. To avoid that, he'll just go along, for now.

"Don't suppose you can summarize it, I haven't got all day." He still had some investigating to do.
Edited 2013-05-03 07:28 (UTC)
idiotdetective: (Annoyed | The hell)

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[personal profile] idiotdetective 2013-05-04 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Potential suitors was all he needed to know that he no longer wanted to be apart of this. His apologies Kodachi, but there's already a special girl in his heart, and even though she's not here he was still loyal to her. Even if their relationship isn't official yet.

"Not interested." Plain and simple. The teen hopped back to his feet with ease and lightly landed on the ground with a thud of his sneakers hitting the ground.

"Good luck with your search...or not" He doesn't really care. Yusuke is going to try to leave again.
Edited 2013-05-04 09:17 (UTC)
idiotdetective: (Ignoring | You now)

[personal profile] idiotdetective 2013-05-07 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
All of her efforts were in vain to someone of Yusuke's caliber. There was probably a reason most of his friends were demons, he was a hard person to get along with and he didn't necessarily show manners or appreciation to just anyone. It was rare even amongst friendship.

"Not happening." She only has the entire Highcrest district at her disposal, surely she'll find someone who isn't him because he was adamant on not becoming a suitor.

Yusuke is going to walk around her. "Aren't there plenty of others you can ask out." His implication that he's just one little fish who isn't all that special.
idiotdetective: (Happy | Good times)

[personal profile] idiotdetective 2013-05-09 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
By the sound of it, it was as if she was baiting him with an insult. It was something he was all too familiar since he used the very same tactics in his fights from time to time. "Then I guess it's a good thing I'm not trying to impress you." It was wise not to get into a battle of wits between Yusuke because more often than not he was probably going to win at it.