[Man it's weird explaining this. Green can't imagine not growing up without Pokemon fully integrated everywhere. Seriously, how did you people live.]

Nah, they all look different. Here. [Green rummages through his many pockets until he pulls out a red metal pocketbook, just small enough to fit in his palm. One push of a button and it flips open with a screen lighting up and displaying images of more strange creatures. Green mini dinosaurs, bats with giant fangs, little yellow rodents with red cheeks. Feel educated yet?] This is what they look like. You've seriously never seen them before? Or heard of them?