Agent Coulson (
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mallow_logs2013-03-16 09:47 am
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Quack
Who: Coulson and anyone
What: Duck
Where: Highcrest
When: 3/16
Warnings: ridiculous ahead
[Along a dirt road in Highcrest this fine morning, one agent is continuing his daily stroll around Mallow Hallow. There is one difference today, a brood of ducklings are waddling after him.
As he crosses the road, the ducklings honk and try to rush across to follow him, prompting a frown on Coulson's face, so he turns back around, ushering them back to the side of the road and crouches down before them sternly]
Look both ways before crossing.
[No, he hasn't grown a soft spot for them. Why do you ask?]
What: Duck
Where: Highcrest
When: 3/16
Warnings: ridiculous ahead
[Along a dirt road in Highcrest this fine morning, one agent is continuing his daily stroll around Mallow Hallow. There is one difference today, a brood of ducklings are waddling after him.
As he crosses the road, the ducklings honk and try to rush across to follow him, prompting a frown on Coulson's face, so he turns back around, ushering them back to the side of the road and crouches down before them sternly]
Look both ways before crossing.
[No, he hasn't grown a soft spot for them. Why do you ask?]
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[She surveys him briefly, and then curiosity overwhelms her.]
What were those?
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Steel. Bows. Morningstars. The like.
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And the other thing?
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This is a gun. It fires a metal projectile with the help of gunpowder. It tends to be more dangerous and fatal than the tazer.
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And these are commonplace where you come from?
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Why is it that you carry around these weapons? Are you a warrior?