a welcome;

[mallowmods]

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

[ ooc: Quick links: Lochwell | Mallowhallow | Orlea | Astralfield | Crystalden | Highcrest | Whitewood | Network ]

Comments

[bamboozler]

[NO. Aomine is not small! He's big and manly and this isn't cute at all! They don't look cute together, this is a travesty! A travesty!]

Ahhh....!

[But it's no use! He can't squirm free. He's too weak to free himself from the pillows, which means he's become one himself!]

I'm not in danger...! I just don't like you!

[aominecchi]

[It has nothing to do with size, panda is obviously hateful towards people of a darker skin tone while lamenting his own mixed-race qualities himself.]

What don't you like me fore, pain in the ass. I haven't even tried to poach you.

...I met a talking animal for the first time, but I can't wait for it to shut up. [Mumbling to himself.]

[bamboozler]

[It has nothing to do with race! There will be no muscular, sweaty basketball guys using him as a pillow! And that goes double for swim team members!]

Are you hearing anything I'm saying at all? When someone like me is talking, you should definitely, definitely listen.

[He's going to idly kick with his feet. He's a young panda, so there's no risk of him kicking far enough to scratch this guy. Unfortunately.]

Please let me out...! I'm sorry for calling you ugly, even if it's true!

[aominecchi]

[Aomine will fight off the swimming anime boys for you if you stop being such an ice queen.]

All I can hear is a whining panda.

[Why was it so degrading to be called ugly by a panda?! That didn't even make sense. It wasn't like he would approach a bear and deem it sexy, ever.

Of course, he's not bothered enough to do more than SIGH AUDIBLY about it. Kise might cry, but he's a big boy.]

Pandas should come up with decent topics before trying to talk to humans — and don't move so much. You're making this impossible.

[bamboozler]

[So. Aomine doesn't think bears are sexy. Is it because he prefers crayfish and cicadas? Panda wouldn't approve, not at all.]

Ehhh...I'm an honest panda. I say everything that comes to mind with no filter at all, you know.

[Fine. He's just. Going to stop kicking. It's not that he likes Aomine, it's just that he's starting to realize how comfortable the pillows are. This is really nice...except for him, of course. Him being the obnoxious guy.]

You're the one who decided to talk to me, though. You should at least tell me nice things about myself. I like hearing those.

[aominecchi]

[DON'T YOU BRING UP THE CICADA OR PANDA'S GONNA GET AN ENEMA.

And, well, he's not going to lecture the animal on manners and the like. He was sort of a shitstick in that department himself.]

I don't really care about that stuff, so shut up.

[Yes rile the bear up just as it's settling down.]

I didn't decide anything, but if it's like that... [A sighy-hoarsey-hum.] You would look good on someone's hardwood floor. Or maybe up on a mount...but you don't see either of those things very often anymore.

[bamboozler]

[NEVER. That's never going to happen. And just for a second, it seems like Panda's going to calm down. But he's not going to shut up.]

Ehhh...why are you still here, anyways?

[And then Aomine just has to bring up the next part. Panda yells, but it's not exactly loud, it's more kind of whine-like...]

Ahhhhh....! I definite;y wouldn't! That wouldn't be cute at all!

[aominecchi]

Because I can be wherever I want, and I'm here now.

[tl;dr: because.]

Sure, we could give your head a panda-themed plaque, or we could have it made of bamboo. That should be cute enough for you, right?