a welcome;

[mallowmods]

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

[ ooc: Quick links: Lochwell | Mallowhallow | Orlea | Astralfield | Crystalden | Highcrest | Whitewood | Network ]

Comments

[tyrians]

cultural shit
figurin everyone heres human or somefin since i aint seein anemoneone with their color out and aboat

[keybearer]

Fair enough. I've seen stranger things before, anyway. Talking cards and doorknobs are pretty high up there.

So does that mean everyone using the colored text is typing in their blood color?

[tyrians]

ushorelly
probubbly some of the dorks and humans swimmin around with their colored font
just ask if anemoneones a troll and if they say yes then there you go

[keybearer]

I take it you don't mean the kind of trolls that hide under bridges in fairy tales. I don't wanna jump to conclusions, anyway.

[The fish puns suggest otherwise, anyway. ...Unless she's a troll who just so happens to like sea critters for some reason.]

[tyrians]

that is the dumbest fuckin fin ive ever heard in my life

[keybearer]

Hey, I didn't write those stories. Stories about goats trying to pass over a bridge are a little to plain for my liking, anyway.

[tyrians]

wut

[keybearer]

It's this silly fairy tale about these goats trying to get over a bridge, but a troll won't let them pass. I think he might've tried eating them, but it's been so long since I read the thing that I could be a little off.

It's just a kid's story, anyway.

[tyrians]

that doesnt even make any fuckin sense

[keybearer]

Most kids' stories don't, but they're made up, so you can't really expect logic from them.

Besides, it wouldn't surprise me if there was a world like that out there somewhere. I've seen some pretty strange stuff before.

[tyrians]

argh dont even fuckin start on that au bs
aint hearin it

[keybearer]

You'd probably hate to be in my position, then. I kind of have to visit other worlds on a regular basis.

But I guess I can try to spare you the headache.

[tyrians]

aint acshorelly feelin bad for you neither
au shit is literally the worst yo

[keybearer]

I don't know. For all the annoying villains and monsters I end up dealing with, I actually enjoy seeing what other worlds have to offer.

...and they're all part of the same universe, assuming AU's referring to other universes.

[tyrians]

whatebber
dont acshorelly care