a welcome;

[mallowmods]

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

[ ooc: Quick links: Lochwell | Mallowhallow | Orlea | Astralfield | Crystalden | Highcrest | Whitewood | Network ]

Comments

[ensconces]

[Look at the hair on that hobo...ish man! He stops to look at the stranger. Since the person has an empty cup does that mean he expects money tossed in?]

How d'you expect to find where she is if you're just going to sit there like that?

[brbinvading]

[He can use that money to buy beer. So that might not be a bad idea...]

I'm not gonna sit here fer too long, kid. Just wanted to get some idea, but no one's been a lot a help so far.

[He stops to shoot a goofy grin]

You have any idea?

[ensconces]

[Because sitting around has helped him so much. Oliver makes a face.]

My name isn't kid. And how am I supposed to know? Don't queens live in a castle? Maybe you should be looking for one of those.

[brbinvading]

[It has now. Denmark just smiles back, someone is taking this situation a little to calmly]

Then what's yer name, kid? [Hurhur] Oh, that's right! There's has to be a castle 'round here.

[ensconces]

[Nothing is wrong with being calm. It is just stupid to sit around and do nothing if one wants to get stuff done.]

M'name is Oliver! [Huff] Did you listen to anything the Queen lady said, anyway? You can contact her.

[Duh.]

[brbinvading]

[He's standing up now at least, brushing himself off]

Alright Oliver, you can call me Denmark. Sure did! [No he didn't] But I wanna see if I can find her first face to face before contactin' her.

Are ya up fer an adventure?

[ONWARD TO MORDOR THE CASTLE!]

[ensconces]

[He's just...going to take a few steps back.]

Blimey, mister-- are you a drunk?

[This man has to be dangerous! And a complete idiot! He clearly is ignoring logic and saying weird things.]

Denmark is a country.

[He did have a Geography class some time ago.]

[brbinvading]

Well not yet. I haven't been able to find any beer so far.

[He looks at Oliver like he's crazy. Like Denmark should talk]

Yeah I know that an' that's me!

[ensconces]

I think we need to find you a doctor, mister.

[Hopefully stupid isn't catching.]

I'm sure if we look around, we can find one for you.

[brbinvading]

Doctor? That's not necessary. I'm fine, see!

[He pats both shoulders to prove himself right]

I'm just a little bit dusty is all.

[ensconces]

[Worst medical examination ever.]

Okay, mister, if you say so. But, uh, what are you going to do about the Queen?

[brbinvading]

[You mean the best okay not]

I'm gonna talk to her an' make her take me back to my world. I can do the same fer you if ya come along.

[ensconces]

[Because going along with some man who thinks he is a country and has beer as one of his priorities is a smart one. Time to sigh.]

Okay, mister, I'll come with you.

[brbinvading]

[Denmark just laughs and pats him on the shoulder]

Alright little buddy, the more the merrier! Now if only I could find my axe.

[ensconces]

...You're the one who asked me to come with you in the first place.

[Why is this guy making it sound like it was the other way around?]

What-- you have an axe?

[That shouldn't be allowed. This guy is too crazy.]

[brbinvading]

Yup! A visit to the castle wouldn't be complete without one! Ya know fer talkin' and everthing.

[HE'S SO NOT MAKING THINGS ANY BETTER]

[ensconces]

[Now he knows he has no choice but to go with this guy. He's only going to be a menace to society, otherwise.]

Why don't you talk...using words?

[What a crazy idea.]

[brbinvading]

I can do that too. But I think in this situation I need to put a scare in her.

[He's being completely serious here]

((ooc: we can continue here if you'd like o/))