mallowmods: (queenie)
mallowmods ([personal profile] mallowmods) wrote in [community profile] mallow_logs2013-03-01 10:57 pm
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a welcome;

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

[ ooc: Quick links: Lochwell | Mallowhallow | Orlea | Astralfield | Crystalden | Highcrest | Whitewood | Network ]
the_ninja: ({ even if I die in an accident })

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[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-02 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you want the alcohol before the castle and legions of subjects or afterwards? I'm just making sure I've got everything on your list down right. [a pause and then, apparently feeling more sympathetic, he adds:] Are you even old enough to drink? Not that I'd blame you for starting now.
lightningroyalty: (she pinky promised me she was 18)

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[personal profile] lightningroyalty 2013-03-02 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Both. All the alcohol, all the time. I want to slip into a drunken stupor and not wake back up until some sense has returned to the world.

[HUFF] I'm 20, thankyouverymuch! I'm plenty old!
the_ninja: ({ that carved into Showa history })

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[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-02 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just barely old enough to drink where he's from but The Ninja's not letting it pass without comment.] Could've fooled me- you're acting like a spoiled teenager.

Anyway, you might be waiting a long time; in my experience, there's not much point looking for sense in any world, let alone one as bizarre as this one.
lightningroyalty: (Just put a dog collar on someone's child)

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[personal profile] lightningroyalty 2013-03-03 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a spoiled teenager. [Pause.] I'm a spoiled adult.

You say that like you've woken up in weird ass places like this before.
the_ninja: ({ you won't be able to relax })

[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-03 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[That draws a laugh out of him at least. Not a particularly pleasant one, mind, but it's genuine enough.] At least you can admit it.

I don't know, where I come from is weird enough as it is- one of my former colleagues was made entirely out of sand.
lightningroyalty: (I hijacked a bellboy cart)

[personal profile] lightningroyalty 2013-03-04 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
We all have our imperfections. I just have less than most people.

[Lampo's quiet a moment, not sure how to respond] If he got hit by lightning would he turn into glass? [This is literally the only thing he can think of to ask]
the_ninja: ({ serpants in her black hair })

[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-04 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[another chuckle] Nothing wrong with a little confide-

[. . .]

I... [There's a pause just long enough that Lampo can probably hear the cogs in his brain ticking as he tries to unravel that little conundrum.] ... you know, I'm not entirely sure.
lightningroyalty: (I know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk)

[personal profile] lightningroyalty 2013-03-05 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He scratches his chin thoughtfully] Probably not something you actually want to try doing, though, right? In case it doesn't work. Not everyone can survive lightning like I can.
the_ninja: ({ my love is growing })

[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-05 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I... wasn't planning on trying. [a beat] ... you've survived lightning before? I can't decide if that's one of the most impressive or one of the most limited abilities I've heard of- what's that saying? Lightning never strikes twice?