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mallowmods ([personal profile] mallowmods) wrote in [community profile] mallow_logs2013-03-01 10:57 pm
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a welcome;

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

[ ooc: Quick links: Lochwell | Mallowhallow | Orlea | Astralfield | Crystalden | Highcrest | Whitewood | Network ]
the_ninja: ({ pure as to be able})

[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-02 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Glowing crazy cueball eyes". Sounds about right for a doom monster- are those normal where you come from?
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[personal profile] tyrians 2013-03-03 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
oh def
you can just walk outta your house and theyre everywhere
one on the corner one ridin a skateboard oh look theres another one takin a nap
not
the_ninja: ({ even if there's a disaster })

[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-03 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ease up on the sarcasm, you'll pull something.

I'm just saying that it wouldn't be unusual for me. Not the norm but... well, we all have those days, don't we? We all seem to have been dragged here from every corner of the universe- there might be some common ground.
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[personal profile] tyrians 2013-03-03 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
and is anemoneone gonna even do somefin about bein TRAPP-ED )(-ER-E by some glubbin B-EAC)(??
were from every corner of the universe but aint nomoby doin shit
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[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-03 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you have any bright ideas for the suggestion box? By all means, go ahead and share them. I'd rather sit the first round out and get a better feeling for what we're dealing with.

[Okay, he can't not comment on it any longer.]

... also, I feel like I'm missing a joke here. A big, fishy joke.
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[personal profile] tyrians 2013-03-03 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
yea sure
we can just go and krill the B-E-EYOTC)(
ugh
i like fish puns dude
thought it was GLUBBIN obvious
the_ninja: ({ or I'll kill you })

[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-03 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
We could but I'm not sure that regicide is the answer to our problems. Not right now, at least. I'll get back to you on that.

... but why fish?
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[personal profile] tyrians 2013-03-04 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
why you gotta axe stupid questions huh
the_ninja: ({ that glint in her eye })

[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-04 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm doing it specifically to make your life more difficult.
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[personal profile] tyrians 2013-03-04 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
reely just givin me a reason to wanna puncture you for a lil bit
gj
the_ninja: ({ even if I die in an accident })

[personal profile] the_ninja 2013-03-05 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
For your own well-being, I wouldn't recommend trying. It might be more cathartic to just imagine it.