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mallowmods ([personal profile] mallowmods) wrote in [community profile] mallow_logs2013-03-01 10:57 pm
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a welcome;

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

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not_too_short: (Wtf is that)

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[personal profile] not_too_short 2013-03-02 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
not being mean [Yes, he is.] being truth ful. no one wants to know about a weirdo like you
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[personal profile] cronus 2013-03-02 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
actually yes evweryone does i havwe a billion friends and if they vwere here theyd all tell you vwhat a great guy youre missing out on. so there.
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not_too_short: (This depression is great)

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[personal profile] not_too_short 2013-03-02 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
so basically youre compensating and you really only have your hand and your sperm

gross
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[personal profile] cronus 2013-03-02 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
i havwe more than that. at least im not a huge jerk. i havwe that.

[No he doesn't.]
not_too_short: (Now everybody's on the run fast)

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[personal profile] not_too_short 2013-03-02 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
too much info have you heard of it

least im not a delusional tool
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[personal profile] cronus 2013-03-03 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
no, youre just a bully. i hope youre proud.
not_too_short: (I ain't got a girl. Pleased to see you)

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[personal profile] not_too_short 2013-03-03 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
why thank you i am proud of stomping down on unwarranted bullshit