a welcome;

[mallowmods]

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

[ ooc: Quick links: Lochwell | Mallowhallow | Orlea | Astralfield | Crystalden | Highcrest | Whitewood | Network ]

Comments

[on_thin_ice]

Most of them?

[forcedreset]

Most of them! There are a few that are clever and charming. And freshly scented.

[on_thin_ice]

I'm assuming that means you.

[forcedreset]

There we are! I knew you were a clever boy, no matter what the others say.

[on_thin_ice]

What? Who said I was dumb?!

[forcedreset]

It was a joke, Jack! A funny thing you do with words. I'll teach you, if you like.

[on_thin_ice]

You'll teach me?

[that stops him short and he doesn't know how to respond]

[forcedreset]

[ you're taking all the funny out of this, jack. ]

If you --

-- are you trolling me, sir?

[on_thin_ice]

What? No?

[forcedreset]

This conversation has taken a strange and awkward turn.

Moving on! Back to basics; you are telling me that you do not know what you are?

[on_thin_ice]

What I am? I'm a Guardian, but that happened recently.

[forcedreset]

A guardian? That sounds exciting!

[on_thin_ice]

It's a full time job. I don't know about exciting.

[forcedreset]

I think I know the feeling. But I'm surprised! You seem to me as if you'd be a fan of excitement.

[on_thin_ice]

Well, yeah. I'm the Guardian of fun, not the Guardian of good life decisions.

[forcedreset]

Ah, good is a fluid concept anyway, if you ask me. Fun is far more important.

[on_thin_ice]

Exactly!

[forcedreset]

What is it that a guardian of fun does? I have never heard such a title.

Allow me to hazard a guess: more snowball fights?

[on_thin_ice]

Pretty much. I make sure kids don't get scared. Making winter fun, making winter safe ... that's what I do.

[forcedreset]

[ a smile. ] Most noble work.

[on_thin_ice]

Why, thank you.

[Mocking bow]

[forcedreset]

You're welcome.

[on_thin_ice]

[He smirks, swinging his staff]

[forcedreset]

[ and that is the only incentive loki needs to straighten, and continue on along the wall, walking carefully backward over the stones with light, easy steps. ]

So you can summon frosty snowballs, yes? What else?

[on_thin_ice]

[Now he frowns, but not in anger. He floats next to him, the Wind helpfully carrying him along so he can keep eye contact]

Lots of things. Why do you want to know?