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mallowmods ([personal profile] mallowmods) wrote in [community profile] mallow_logs2013-03-01 10:57 pm
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a welcome;

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

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[personal profile] allseeingtongue 2013-03-03 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
D4V3!
YOU 4R3 H3R3 TOO
TH1S 1S 4 MOST PL34S1NG D3V3LOPM3NT
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[personal profile] horseshit 2013-03-04 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
how is this pleasing in any way i woke up in fucking hobbit hole
do you have any idea why were stuck in quest64 did we hit a speed bump
what did you do
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[personal profile] allseeingtongue 2013-03-04 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
1T 1S PL34S1NG TH4T 1 H4V3 FOUND 4 F4M1L14R HUM4N!
1 H4V3 M3T M4NY STR4NG3 HUM4NS TOD4Y!
BUT 1 W4S R34LLY ONLY LOOK1NG FOR TWO
4ND NOW 1 HAV3 FOUND YOU BOTH!
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[personal profile] horseshit 2013-03-04 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
thats good
that means were probably on some form of earth
except this shit is full on willy wonka how far have you even walked
and who was the guy you found before me was it another me i thought we were done with that