mallowmods: (queenie)
mallowmods ([personal profile] mallowmods) wrote in [community profile] mallow_logs2013-03-01 10:57 pm
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a welcome;

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

[ ooc: Quick links: Lochwell | Mallowhallow | Orlea | Astralfield | Crystalden | Highcrest | Whitewood | Network ]
puny_parker: (Trying hard not to laugh)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-03 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Technically we're talkin' manslaughter here. Murder is intentional, manslaughter isn't.

And yes, being incredibly pedantic is one of my many psychological defense mechanisms.
perrycox: (004)

Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
They're in the field of medicine, they're going to wind up killing people. They know this. It's murder.

[Ah yes. Debating whether a patient dying is murder or manslaughter. Both of which are technically crimes.]

Just like for me not caring is a defensive mechanism of mine.

[LIES. Yelling people and destroying stuff in a hissy-fit-esque way is you defensive mechanism Mr. Jack ass!]
puny_parker: (Gotcha)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-03 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You seem like more the yelling and forehead-vein pulsing type to me.

Peter Parker, chemistry teacher. Nice to meet ya.
perrycox: (006)

Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Observe this silence followed by a sigh]

Peter Parker like Spiderman?

[Flat tone]
puny_parker: (Gotcha)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-03 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[...how the hell...oh, right, Scotty's here, and if fictional characters are somehow real, it's not entirely inconceivable he's fictional elsewhere]

That would be me, yeah.
perrycox: (014)

Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Beautiful. Not only am I kidnapped but I'm kidnapped with fictional characters.
puny_parker: (Default)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-03 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you're not the only one in that boat. I ran into the Simon Pegg version of Scotty.

...and now that we're on the subject, you sound disturbingly like Dr. Cox from Scrubs.
perrycox: (006)

Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-04 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
... Explain the show.

[A kindly worded demand.]
puny_parker: (Explanation time)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-04 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
To do that I'd have to tell you who the main protagonist is, and you don't wanna know who the main protagonist is.
Edited 2013-03-04 06:57 (UTC)
perrycox: (006)

Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-04 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's silence as he debates how much he wants to know this]

Just tell me.
puny_parker: (Default)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-05 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, but don't say I didn't warn ya.

It's JD. Which may in fact explain the show in it's entirety.
perrycox: (007)

Voice ; icon is inner Cox

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-06 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[There is silence and internal screaming but he's counting from ten]

... Angelica's the main character?

[He's stunned to the Cox version of silence]
arach_nerd: (Default)

Re: Voice ; icon is inner Cox

[personal profile] arach_nerd 2013-03-06 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I told you ya didn't wanna know.