mallow_logs | a welcome;

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

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Guess again, Dr. Cox.

( buhahahaha. )

[THIS HERE IS ABSOLUTE SILENCE.]

... Why?

[That was said as he's looking to the sky]

Newbie, why couldn't you just let me keep what little peace of mind I had left?

[And he whines]

Oh come on Coxie, you know you're excited over the fact that we're both here~!

( j.d. makes a squealing noise. )

Oh this is going to be so much fun, like the time I was on that reality tv show!

( and he goes silent for a while. )

[While Perry waits for JD to respond, knowing that he was in fantasy land, he groaned, tossing his pillow-phone up in the air a few times]

( and he returns. )

Anyways it's not that bad being here is it? I got stuck in the land of dreams, I get to use this cool chalkboard to talk, like Chalkzone or something.

( he draws a few lines, noises coming here and there. )

Oh. My god, Vanessa. You really are a little girl right now, aren't you? The only reason I can even begin to comprehend what cartoon you're talking about is because of my daughter. And even then it's only ever on for her because Jordan puts it on to entertain her when nothing else is on.

[He's annoyed but also Cox so normal +15 right now]

Hey, you haven't used Vanessa in a while.

( everything perry said flies past his head, as usual. )

Anyways what are we going to do? Have you seen anyone else here from our home?

[YOU GET SILENCE FOR A MINUTE, JD. As he regains control of himself]

No. I haven't seen anyone that we unfortunately have in common.

[Because all of them are pains in the butt :|]

Oh look, I think I just saw Jordan.

( he tries his best to make it seem as if he really did, but j.d. ends up laughing and snorting. )

Hey where are you anyways, Coxie?

P- Newbie you did not just call me 'Coxie', did you?

[He was about to say 'pillow land' when that distraction occurred with a very VERY scolding tone.]

Because I know that even you aren't stupid enough to call me that.

Aha, but see this is like the time the Janitor taped you up, you can't get me. So I can call you Coxie all I want.

( he does a loud haha. )

Best part is you'll never find me!

[HE'S GOING TO PULL A DICK MOVE HERE AAAAAAAND cause one of two reactions. A horrible mental image and disappearance of JD or make him come running.]

I'm in Mallowhallow. Place with a lot've pillows. Come here and I'll... hug you.

[Code for 'fuck you newbie I will always find you.]

Wait....what?

( que inner monologue:

'While I was sure that Doctor Cox was going to pull a fast one on me, I mean after all he's never even touched me before except to torture me, I was desperate and needy for attention.'

)

(

'So I did the right thing.'

)

A hug, really? Well then hold on Per-Per, I'm on my way!

( and he disconnects. in a few hours, he's in pillowland, or so he nicknamed, running around yelling for dr. cox )

Dr. Cox! Dr.Cox~!!

[And that's a smirk on his face as he has won. He now has a way to find JD wherever he is here just with promises of happiness. He goes looking for the source of the yelling and once he sees him just immediately]

Oh shut up, Janice.

[He's gonna stand there in his typical Cox manner with a scowl on his face for now]

I was doing this to prove a point.

[That you never even mentioned]

Dr. Cox! There you are.

( j.d. runs towards him, in a slow-mo fashion. in his mind the typical music is playing and it's truly memorable, but the reality is that he's just moving one leg at a time slowly.

eventually he gets to him. )

A point?

( and hugs~! )

[JD stahp. Stahp that running in slow motion but not really thing because Cox is going to hit you. In fact, as he waits for the doctor to arrive observe as he grabs a pillow. Unfortunately the most weapon-like object around, and once that hug connects, there will be a pillow continuously hitting your head, John Dorian.]

Get off me, newbie!

( and he totally falls over like an idiot. )

Fine, I see how it is.

( j.d. springs back up and goes around looking for a pillow. once he finds one, he comes back running, the theme to flash gordon ringing in his ears. )

Newbie, if you hit me with that thing, I will send some strange person I was talking to after you and tell them to do with you what they will.

[That. Is a threat. Using Meenah.]

What can they do to me?

( he's starting to get nervous. )

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