mallowmods: (queenie)
mallowmods ([personal profile] mallowmods) wrote in [community profile] mallow_logs2013-03-01 10:57 pm
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a welcome;

Who: Everyone and everyone!
What: Welcoming in the new members to Mallow Hallow
Where: Everywhere!
When: March 2nd.

[ Once everyone’s settled in their particular districts, no doubt thousands of questions running between each individual mind, there’s an announcement. Not over the devices, but rather in speakers all over each and every district. A familiar voice should ring out—you did, after all, hear the voice of your Queen earlier today. ]

Ahem! Can you hear me? Ah, right then.

Hello loveies! You might recall this particular visage which speaks before you—that is, I am your Queen. Call me Queenie, if you must! I’ve met you all on this particular day, and I find it important to bestow some of my boundless knowledge onto you, sweethearts.

Now! Done with formalities, let’s see where we stand… ah, yes! Might I be the first to welcome you all to Mallow Hallow, our wonderful little country. Not too big, not quite too small either! It’s just lovely, isn’t it? Oh, how all my new babies will love it here! Or—perhaps not. [ She clicks her tongue. ] Either way, it doesn't really matter. You're stuck here for the time, so do try to make the most of it, dears.

Of course, there are our sectors within Mallow Hallow. Six… [ There’s silence for a short moment. ] Yes, there are six, aren’t there..? Well, six different communities you might stem off from! Surely you remember the name from our meeting earlier? If not, I’m sure one of the regular inhabitants of each particular district will assist you in naming your new home!

Live where you’d like, eat what you’d like, do what you’d like! Our homes are now your homes, so please, consider us all a big happy family to you! Remember you can reach me or any of the other rulers of any of the districts, over at our voicemails! [ Somehow, that seems sarcastic… ]

Also, don’t cause any trouble, or I’ll personally end you. [ There it is. ]

I suppose that's all. Well then, bye now, dears! And let the word spread—Mallow Hallow is up and rising once again!

[ ooc: Quick links: Lochwell | Mallowhallow | Orlea | Astralfield | Crystalden | Highcrest | Whitewood | Network ]
perrycox: (010)

Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I don't care who you are or why you brought us here, but the least you could've done was give me an actual phone. This pillow thing is ridiculous. I'm sure Becky would get n absolute kick outta it, but the newbie ain't here.

[YOU HAVE SUMMONED JD, NOW]

Point is, if you're some kinda royalty or ruler of us, send me home I've got future murderers to teach to fail at murdering.

Voice

[personal profile] bambis 2013-03-03 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Guess again, Dr. Cox.

( buhahahaha. )
perrycox: (010)

Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS HERE IS ABSOLUTE SILENCE.]

... Why?

[That was said as he's looking to the sky]

Newbie, why couldn't you just let me keep what little peace of mind I had left?

[And he whines]

Voice

[personal profile] bambis 2013-03-03 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come on Coxie, you know you're excited over the fact that we're both here~!

( j.d. makes a squealing noise. )

Oh this is going to be so much fun, like the time I was on that reality tv show!

( and he goes silent for a while. )
perrycox: (006)

Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[While Perry waits for JD to respond, knowing that he was in fantasy land, he groaned, tossing his pillow-phone up in the air a few times]

Voice

[personal profile] bambis 2013-03-03 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( and he returns. )

Anyways it's not that bad being here is it? I got stuck in the land of dreams, I get to use this cool chalkboard to talk, like Chalkzone or something.

( he draws a few lines, noises coming here and there. )
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Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. My god, Vanessa. You really are a little girl right now, aren't you? The only reason I can even begin to comprehend what cartoon you're talking about is because of my daughter. And even then it's only ever on for her because Jordan puts it on to entertain her when nothing else is on.

[He's annoyed but also Cox so normal +15 right now]

Voice

[personal profile] bambis 2013-03-03 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you haven't used Vanessa in a while.

( everything perry said flies past his head, as usual. )

Anyways what are we going to do? Have you seen anyone else here from our home?
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[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[YOU GET SILENCE FOR A MINUTE, JD. As he regains control of himself]

No. I haven't seen anyone that we unfortunately have in common.

[Because all of them are pains in the butt :|]

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puny_parker: (facepalm)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-03 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Please tell me that's a metaphor for something.

...although you do kinda sound one bad day from turning into an axe-murderer.
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Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a doctor. I'm teaching people who want to be doctors. Doctors wind up resulting in dead people so I'm teaching murderers to be a little bit worse than necessary at killing people.

[Slow and enunciated]
puny_parker: (Trying hard not to laugh)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-03 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Technically we're talkin' manslaughter here. Murder is intentional, manslaughter isn't.

And yes, being incredibly pedantic is one of my many psychological defense mechanisms.
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Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
They're in the field of medicine, they're going to wind up killing people. They know this. It's murder.

[Ah yes. Debating whether a patient dying is murder or manslaughter. Both of which are technically crimes.]

Just like for me not caring is a defensive mechanism of mine.

[LIES. Yelling people and destroying stuff in a hissy-fit-esque way is you defensive mechanism Mr. Jack ass!]
puny_parker: (Gotcha)

Re: Voice

[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-03 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You seem like more the yelling and forehead-vein pulsing type to me.

Peter Parker, chemistry teacher. Nice to meet ya.
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Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Observe this silence followed by a sigh]

Peter Parker like Spiderman?

[Flat tone]
puny_parker: (Gotcha)

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[personal profile] puny_parker 2013-03-03 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[...how the hell...oh, right, Scotty's here, and if fictional characters are somehow real, it's not entirely inconceivable he's fictional elsewhere]

That would be me, yeah.
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Voice

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Beautiful. Not only am I kidnapped but I'm kidnapped with fictional characters.

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text

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care what you have to say.
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[personal profile] tyrians 2013-03-03 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
yo you axed for the ruler of all yall and im answerin
aint sendin you home dogg
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Text --> Audio because he can't rant the same

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure as

[That was accidentally sent but he goes to audio now]

If you're the ruler of us, you sure do seem to be acting like a little self-entitled brat who fails at using proper grammar. If you were the ruler of us, I'm sure you'd, first of all, reply through audio, second of all, she seems way more on the peppy side than you. I get the vibe that I might get to being able to tolerate you, unlike Tanya, but just answer questions when I ask you directly. It's not a question, it's a demand.

Also, never say axed to me when you mean asked. That's spelled A-S-K-E-D by the way.

[He went tangent on yo' ass, Meenah.]
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[personal profile] tyrians 2013-03-03 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god ]

oh my cod
dude
perrycox: (010)

text because easier now

[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
What?
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[personal profile] tyrians 2013-03-03 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
you are glubbin GILARIOUS
i aint never seen someone flip their wig like you just did
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[personal profile] perrycox 2013-03-03 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I work in a hospital with complete idiots every day of every week. This is just the stuff that's been bubbling to the surface.]

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